Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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