I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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