And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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