can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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