butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
If I die, sorry about rent.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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