We tried having a conversation with our noses.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
