i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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