I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
