Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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