I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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