Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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