There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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