I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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