that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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