The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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