left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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