Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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