turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She even gives head with a lisp.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
