For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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