So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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