He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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