Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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