My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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