No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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