I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
