If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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