Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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