The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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