idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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