Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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