so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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