I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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