Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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