ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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