one might say we're banned from that church
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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