Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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