He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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