piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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