There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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