Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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