I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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