Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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