Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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