i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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