She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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