So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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