Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
PANTIES FOUND
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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