Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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