Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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