I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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