Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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